Take yourself to the local grocery store. Buy 8 gallons of milk. Put 7 gallons in spare fridge and put a new gallon in the kitchen fridge daily at 6am. You must do this at 6am because no matter how much milk was there at 9pm it won’t be enough for your coffee by morning. Pour 8 glasses of milk drink 2 and pour 5 down the drain. Put the last cup in a spot you would never expect a glass of milk to be. Maybe a toy box, medicine cabinet or sock drawer would be suitable. Now you get the idea.
If pouring 8 cups of milk seems extreme try replacing the word cups with bowls. Next weeks story may be on cereal…..